So, if you’ve been alive during the past week or two, you may know about my new smash hit album, I CREATED PISSCORE by PISS SPEARS.
^ That’s what it looks like!
Now, this album has gotten a fair amount of attention, enough to where it’s topping the breakcore chart! It’s also almost at the top of the dubstep chart, but…
Here at Piss Incorporated, we don’t settle for just 12th place, especially to plebians like Monstercat. Monstercat… more like MonsterCOCK!!!!
So, you may be asking, what exactly am I intending to propose here? Well, it’s pretty modest, and doesn’t involve cannibalism.
But, you may be asking (again, you inquisitive assfucker), what’s in it for me???? Well, first off, Pisscore will take over the world, which is pretty good incentive for anyone in the first place. BUT WHAT ELSE??
If I end up reaching the No. 1 spot, I will pick five of the people who liked or reblogged this post and make 5 limited edition HANDMADE PHYSICAL COPIES OF I CREATED PISSCORE FOR THEM!!!!! OH MY GOD. YOU GET TO HOLD IT IN YOUR HANDS AND EVERYTHING.
Also I may see about mailing a copy to Skrillex. I don’t know if that’s possible, but if the album reaches the top of the dubstep chart on Bandcamp you best know I’m going to try my hardest to get him one.
FOR THE GOOD OF PISSCORE EVERYWHERE, AND WITH MY BEST WISHES, I SIGN OFF.
This is relevant to my interests.
that not all television is mindless garbage
not all books are fine literature
not all video games are about murder and violence
and that things are often much more than they first appear to be
that art is powerful
and that it comes in many different forms
and from the most unexpected places
but that no one, no one, has the right to decide what is art and what isn’t.
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about
Also these two swords would have never clashed in the times and regions they were used in
Everyone’s smug in this debate. Swords are just the edgiest thing.
Bloodspill the hamster
Sometimes, just the name is enough.
Jakazid - Get Clucky
Continued reading Sonichu, again. It’s just getting worse. How can anyone make something this bad, intentionally or unintentionally?
Mostly the desire to vent frustration, sprinkled with some autism and glazed with a massive ego.
A sacrificial road one must walk down to create a masterpiece like Sonichu.
EDIT: Oh yes, and not knowing how to hold a pen.
#5228: about fries
You’re a cunt.
Against popular belief, you’ll find that Trol Seasson, as well as Kyle’s Ice Brigade and Cards as Weapons run on the amazing yet tight Burger King Rules.
Remember, the customer is king. Burger King.